Mixins, meet Groovy. Groovy, say “Hello” to Mixins.

I kindly request that all job postings henceforth forgo the usual mumbo jumbo, replacing it instead with Paul Graham’s one metric to rule them all: the income-to-boringness ratio.

Snippets and scripts deserve first-class version control too.

If you haven’t disabled “new mail” notifications by the time you finish reading this sentence, I’ll be forced to hold you personally responsible for the world’s economic misfortunes. Pull, Folks. Pull.

Remember the good ol’ days of integrating Grails with a legacy database? You know, that long walk … uphill … in the snow … both ways. Times sure have changed.